I'm going to agree with this. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a prostitute.

What is even that facial expression.

Everything about this article is just so, so awesome. The lack of self-awareness in some of the comments is less awesome. Fellow white people, we are all racist fuckups! All of us! It's...well, not okay, but it's not the end of the world either. The idea is not to argue with people until they wearily agree that you…

I don't even care about the article, but that headline made me laugh my ass off.

Hamilton wasn't president though.

Oh, THAT's my problem! I haven't been looking at enough porn!

Although it sounds counterintuitive, you might find that people are actually more receptive to apologies when you don't bring up intent at all. The only exception is for a genuine misunderstanding, but even then it's a good idea to put the focus back on the apology right away, e.g. "My old owner loved it when I killed…

Here's another example: suppose you're at the grocery store and run over someone's foot with your cart. Do you say, "I'm sorry if your foot hurts"? The point is that it doesn't matter whether the person was wearing flip-flops or steel-toed boots, but that you ran over their foot.

Target's Archer Farms Madagascan Vanilla/Belgian Chocolate ice cream. It's impossibly delicious.

If people you care about use MySpace to find out what's going on with you...sure, why not wonder about it?

When I was unmedicated and crippled by depression, I didn't have enough money to live alone and probably couldn't have functioned well enough to do so even if I did. Then I got help, partly in the form of medication, things improved, and now I'm able to live alone (which I love so much, holy crap). Just saying.

My company offers equal amounts of parental leave to women and men.

I especially appreciate the wedding ring.

I got one for my dad when I was a kid. The one on the top right, I believe. Having given money to Rush Limbaugh is something I try not to think too hard about.

Yeah, the Chinese government is mistaken. Time travel is by far the best science fiction concept in existence.

Earmuff headphones. I just Googled them and they totally exist.

Haha, so good.

One who wouldn't catch the problem with "Greta is a caring and generous young woman, and so is her fiance," apparently.

How can this be a thing that happened?

The question is, have you ever done 1 and 9 back-to-back?