Aww, I love Bolero. That song should only be used for good.

Someone actually typed all that out, thought, "Yep, that looks good," and clicked the "share" button.

In fact, he has a number of diverse athletic interests.

I definitely grinned back at her at the end there. How awesome is it that she can do something she loves so well?

I just hearted you for being awesome and patient and articulate.

I'm on to you and your sarcasm tags! Frankly, I am having trouble understanding why you would want to deprive hardworking women of their favorite pastime: being compared favorably to other women. Especially those women whose claim to fame is an obsession with strangers' approval of their adherence to the cult of…

It's what every mother wants to hear: "Oh, honey, you aren't the worst mother in the world. What about that freezer lady in Georgia?"

Harry Potter fandom has always been a bit fuzzy on the definition of "slash," but even then it's generally understood to mean m/m (sometimes lumped with f/f). In fandom in general, the distinction is extremely clear.

Excellent, my schadenfreude drought is over. This piece is wonderful.

I assume it was just to confirm that the tipster didn't make it all up.

Well...hmm. About that...

I love everything about this comment.

Wait a minute, don't try to speak for every woman. If I walked in on something like that, it would be such a shock that I could easily imagine myself needing a few seconds (at least) to gather my wits before responding.

Ahaha. My first year of college (in Atlanta; I'm from Minnesota, where there is no such thing as Waffle House), two of my new friends and I went on a road trip around the neighboring states for spring break and counted all the Waffle Houses we passed. We were going to stop to eat at #100, but unfortunately only made…

Oh my god, my ten-year-old self is squealing over the pyramid. OH MY GOD. At least I had the Fun With Hieroglyphics kit.

The Richardses weren't very old, either. What gives?

At least at the Target where I used to work, they also had aisle markers that said "BOY TOYS" and "GIRL TOYS." Looking at them always used to make me feel a little upset.

Do people who marry royalty split their holidays between the two families like normal people, or are they obligated to give all their time to the royal family? Or are the non-royal in-laws invited for Christmas?

Show of hands: did reading the headline make you yawn?

I can't stand it either; that and Christmas Shoes are the only two Christmas songs that actually get me to turn the radio off.