@emerald25: I believe she's saying that the email-writers who leapt to Ringer's defense and not Martins' were the ones exhibiting the double standard.

So will eating sugar plums make me appear to be made entirely of muscle too, or does it only apply to dancers?

It's like they're trying to set a record for the highest concentration of the beauty myth ever achieved.

I don't like graphs where the y-axis starts somewhere other than zero. It's misleading. You'd think there were twenty cats on the internet for every dog, when there are actually not even two.

@lizyfizy: Damn, I was going to say something about having a baby cousin named Elizabeth who's an 18-year-old college freshman, but you win. *hugs*

How exciting was it to see your name in the byline? Pretty darn exciting!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: "It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater!"

"Girls were literally throwing themselves at Chris and Albie"

@DownInFlames: Right?! And how hilarious was the picture of William in the audience of the fashion show? The horrible red-eye makes it even better, like he's got his ocular lasers trained on her.

@Bad Ash: I think trolling, generating internet controversy, seeing if you can get celebrities' attention, and using your anonymity to avoid the repercussions of it all are pretty good motivations. Also, some of the people in the Harry Potter fandom are just plain nuts.

@EllyVortex: For real, on both points. I kind of want to move to Bachmann's district just to vote against her, should she decide to run again.

Michele Bachmann won, too, by a record margin (sigh).

@CKD1: Clearly, this situation calls for Batman.

In the second picture, she's just drinking her coffee like she does every morning, lying on her stomach on the counter, and he's moving her a few inches over because she's on top of the paper.

@Ishtar_in_CapeTown: Glitter Cannon?

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Serious Cat votes Republican?

Undergarment issues aside, I loooooove Holly Hunter's.

@mannequin: Godwin's Law! As an argument continues, the probability that one side will compare the other to Hitler or the Nazis approaches one.

This guy really raises the bar on alumni relations. It kinda makes me feel bad for not being more involved with my alma mater.

@vitajex: Hilariously, you can tell that's where Shirvell thinks Anderson's going when he says (around 3:40) "It sounds like you're obsessed with this young gay man."