It's too bad this is so horrifying, because otherwise it's a very pretty ad.

Well, if you're gonna die, you might as well be 100.

@crustee: I imagine that if you washed the towel regularly, it would be all right. But I've never used it on hair that had anything stronger in it than comb-in creme.

@crustee: 2) I've been using an Aquis hair towel for thirteen years and have no idea what I'd do without it.

If the stigma of playing into the cultural infantilization of women shames me into giving up Mammy, my beloved woolly mammoth, the patriarchy wins.

Where can I get skin like that?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Holy crap, of all the movies to watch right after a conversation like that...

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I don't think it's possible not to cry during Up. I watched it a few weeks ago and literally spent the first eleven minutes sobbing even harder than I had when I saw it the first time. It was ridiculous.

@Goldbunny86: I was just thinking that. Sand dunes are jeans territory.

@dancerevolution: I prefer Levol, as in "Levol the Palins out of the spotlight and maybe they'll go away."

I love this. I want them all in my enchanted garden.

@Kit Cloudkicker: But you yada yada'd the best part!

@FlowbeeBryant: But apparently, actual bisexual women don't agree.

@FlowbeeBryant: Suppose every single celebrity who has ever come out as bisexual is a big fat liar who is secretly straight and just saying it for the attention. What difference does it make, really? How does it affect you?

@Eldritch: I actually know this one!

@moonybattyjuicey: Your mother sounds like my mother. No, Mom, my failure to apply for jobs I am obviously completely unqualified for is not a personal attack on you.

Well, that was a minute and a half I'll never get back.

@angelheadedhipster: This is an entirely valid reason to own one. My George Foreman grill makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches I have ever tasted. Every single time. Even when the bread and cheese are maybe not as fresh as they should be.

@SheelaNaGig: That baby does have a serious attitude.

@incorrigibly_plural: Good luck getting back into Agnes Scott! I graduated four years ago, and I still miss it like crazy.