I actually restored my ‘66 Coronet wagon in my 1-car+ garage (there was room for a workshop, but technically not a 2-car). Was a driving resto, not a full rotisserie. Only thing I outsourced was the final paint.

A Subaru dealer sold me a used car with Scion badges on it, but every other part of the car says “Subaru” or “Made by Subaru!” Even the Scion badges have Subaru logos on the backside! What kind of scam is that?!?!

Because Chrysler will take the upcoming full-size Grand Wagoneer SUV, stretch it, put a 300-esque grill on it and fill it with gewgaws, then time the release with a certain movie sequel so we can finally have my dream come true:

If we’re going to Hellcat it, let’s just go ahead and make it a Dodge like God himself intended.

As someone probably buying a minivan for the wife soon, I whole heartedly support this!

I’m a something, Stef, can you Hellcat me?

the Dart would probably sell better if FCA would actually tell people they make it. Seriously, when Chrysler launched the Neon they marketed the shit out of it. Can you think of any non-car-people who even know what a Dodge Dart is?

Something... something... something... BEWBS!...

Well, they called them but they didn’t show up in time.

Yeah, a bullet 5 minutes after his sentencing would be appropriate. None of this “death row” BS.

Call me extreme but this is what we reserve the death penalty for. Theres no room in this world for belligerent hatred and evil. He deserves to get all that is coming to him and more. In this life and the next.

In Soviet Russia, rock crawl you

They were actually selling Flint tapwater. That’s why it was so cheap.

“But did you know the Hellcat has an air intake in place of a headlight on one side, and a fake headlight on the other side?”

People out of work, YAH!

@neutral: The Town and Country - er, Pacifica, is the highest-volume vehicle that debuted at the show, so I’m going to say that was the top pick.

Typing in the words “Does Ethanol raise food prices”? brings up literally hundreds of articles ranging from CNN to food blogs.

Was there a song involved?

So you’re saying I could live out the TV show?

In case you’re wondering why they used two bags, it’s to represent the captain’s massive balls.