Except the current market leader, QNX, is actually more advanced and far more reliable than Android. So there’s that.

Easy: Hellcat Grand Cherokee

As someone who lives in Texas I want to go on a rant about how people misrepresent what Texas is really like.

"What's the difference if your hands are actually controlling the car?"

proffer your own theories in the comments below.

Let this be a lesson to us all. Never fuck with a minivan driver because they're likely shuttling kids around, "AND THEY HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE IF YOU GUYS DON'T SETTLE DOWN SO HELP ME GOD I WILL *crash*......"

Because a Gas Tax is DOA and does have some negative consequences, President Obama's latest pitch is to tax about $2 trillion in offshore profits from companies based in the United States.

Of course that also means you'll have to learn how to back up by sitting side-saddled out the open door, because that's just how rich Countach-owners roll

And upon further inspection, Easter Egg find #2, Jerrycan roof panels.

But when we're driving in my Malibu, It's easy to get right next to you. I say, "Baby, scoot over, please." And then she's right there next to me.

In the '80s, you were either a Countach guy, or a...hell it didn't matter. If you weren't a Countach guy, you were wrong.

*Ahem*

That's not very nice Patrick

Fuckin' Daytonas and seaplanes and feathered hair - how did we let this go? WHY?!

It's the residue from dispensing Chemtrail.

Agreed. Get a batch of one or two dozen current high end, low end and some 2 year old phones and test the connectivity with a lot full of new cars of different brands. That would be interesting.

People generally don't pretend they're homeless for 3 days for other devices.

Nerd, not Hipster. You will note I am employed.

No Pierce Arrow?