Well, I ordered a couple of espresso machines and now they are lost in transit. Thanks Serbia!

This is better than the ‘94 listed above. The talon hubcaps and more pronounced side trim make it better.

Stupid snooty zoologists!

Best. Car. Ad. Eva!

My family had a Dodge Sportsman Van back in the day. When we moved from Illinois to Indian we put one of the Shetland ponies INSIDE the van.

By the time I was 12, my 2 brothers and I couldn’t sit comfortably in the back seat of our grandparents Buick because our shoulders didn’t have enough room. Those children must be tiny.

1.2 million, is that how much the garage itself costs?

They only need to launch from their buddy Cuba’s backyard. A container ship could do the job.

We didn’t even think they could put anything into orbit a few months ago. They kept landing everything in the ocean in spectacular failure.

The target would be 300 miles above land. They don’t have to hit a city for an EMP, they just have to get 3 at altitude.

Where do you think all of those AOL CDs went.

They just put a satellite in to orbit, so they could hit basically anywhere.

Pffft. Whateva. That’s not Lima, OH.

14 hour trip from western Michigan to central North Carolina.

You wouldn’t see much. They were wearing masks under the hoodies that were pulled tight. If they had thought about it just a little more, they could have all wore the same color.

Well, at first, they were all lined up like they had practiced it before. But, after the door comes off, the plan went south.

Maybe after that they’ll build a wall to keep everyone in Houston.

Finally, a method of transportation for those who want to role-play and save the planet is here—well, one that doesn’t buck you off or stop to shit every mile.

I couldn’t find the right one, but you get where I’m going.

So, the Napa leather seats, including power third row seats in the Town and Country doesn’t make it a luxury minivan?