I'm guessing he was trying One Up the Jezebel article about sex lists.

Well, just in case you have to move on to the next mother before her son gets done racing around the track.

I always bring my own shooting shoes to the range. I just feel more comfortable.

There is a vortex forming between her butt cheeks.

Why does a woman get out of the car halfway through?

Well, that was a bull shit list.

"Unless you're worried about China"

Get that crap off of my runway.

I left it in the cantina while I was working on the Death Star.

The Viper guy seems to have a better handle on how to do it.

This guy is a doughnut.

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

I was in a court room the other day and this hot chick on the stand totally owned the douche prosecutor.

The driver is getting ready to tail gate before the game. He has, what looks to be, a folding chair in his hand. Most likely, he'll re-park the car before going into the game.

You can get a full-size Charger for that price.

So, maybe they should tax everyone who gets an electric hookup at their house to charge their car?

Thank you Uncle Sam and your regulation ninnies.

They tried.

When they were starving, obviously.

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