I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

Look, you can’t just go around bad-mouthing Celine Dion and not expect there to be consequences.

Wow. A player effectively banned from playing his sport in an entire country?! He must have REALLY disrespected their national anthem. 

I don’t find an RSX cooler than a 99-00 Si.

There’s a MILLION things I’d pay $10k for before this turd

Can this Si be worth ten grand someday?

Leaving off the obvious answer of “This same car for $4,000 less”....

She also doesn’t know how facials work.   I bet her husband does though. 

Her review is 4 years old.

Tiger Woods lives 15 minutes away

One horse can produce 15 horsepower, and a human can do about 5. 

Wheel horsepower is nonsense. Traditional horsepower is at the horse. The cart’s wheels have no propulsion force. I can release more horsepower if I detach the cart. Therefore, the source of the power at the horse is appropriate. 

The game was on where I was, but the only attention I paid was to occasionally glance at the score and hearing the occasional complaint about how nothing was happening. As much as I love to hate the Pats, I’m sort of glad that they won. LA didn’t deserve a Super Bowl. Nobody even cares about them. Also, I’m clinging…

“Unless you are a Patriots fan, in which case I can’t imagine you’re reading this, since you’ve already scrolled to the bottom to email me a misspelled taunt.”

NFL fans during the season: There’s too much offense, where’s the defense? This league sucks now.

If Adam Levine really wanted to leave his mark, he should have ripped off his own skin, then picked away at his 10% body fat before tearing away his muscles and organs and finishing the show as a literal skeleton like that old Robbie Williams video.

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Even the longest punt in Super Bowl history was a bust. Not some booming and majestic kick, but a mediocre effort that rolled about 20 yards.

...and New England didn’t even really care that they won the game afterward. I don’t think that I hate the Patriots, insomuch as everyone appears to be just bored that they’re here. After they won, Tom Brady said that he was looking forward to spending time with his family. After the Caps won, Alex Ovechkin went on a…

The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...