Lately the answer to most of these has been some variation of VW Golf.

So...
Uhh, yeah.  Golf.

What really grinds is that, even if you turn up with $0.5M, there’s this rust proofing that they put on at the factory, there’s nothing they can do about it...

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

Cooling off the headlights = 2hp!

Yeah, literally every modern CUV I’ve worked on in the past 10+ years has removable “splitter wickers,” e.g., “trim panels.” It’s not a “badass detail,” it’s just how functionally every car on the market works. Drill a couple holes, put the trim piece on, then install with clips.

Exactly why it’s wrong. You have to bend your thumb all weird to hit it when its on the right vs just reaching across.

And besides... the REAL crime in that picture/that phone is putting the “back button” on the right side.... a sin.

Nothing. Maybe it’s supposed to be hoovering up pedestrians.

More than you can afford pal!...Ford!

Supercharger: Either the cross-plane crank worked better with boost, or the fact that having a supercharger means you don’t need/can’t have an 8,000+ redline anyway so the flat plane crank would be wasted.

Hate to think what it would cost to replace a set of 510 section tires

Still don’t know how I feel about that front end.

The wheels are 20 inches wide? That’s some insane width!!!

My wording is “you cant outrun a bad diet” and its the truth. One Pop Tart is half an hour on the treadmill at decent speeds and incline for most people. Much easier to stop eating pop tarts.

Keto doesn’t have any metabolic advantage so it doesn’t matter. Yes you “burn more fat” but you area also ingesting more fat so at the end of the day it’s a wash and you are right back to calories in vs calories out. This has been proven time and again by every well controlled study, even one funded by low carb zealot…

“All stretching reduces muscle strength”

I LOST 32lbs IN 6 MONTHS: As the saying goes, "You can NOT out-exercise a bad diet". From my experience, having lost 41lbs to date, I concur.

HAH. You know, I completely forgot to include the myth about spot training. Essentially, no - the truth is that you have no control over where your body chooses to burn fat first, even if you think you're exercising a specific area. That area may hurt, but that doesn't mean your body won't pull fat from other areas to…

But what about stretching after exercise?

So... Are crunches the key to six-pack abs?