https://youtu.be/ChKJSfJXH_A

I’ve never liked the looks of this and couldn’t put my finger on it, but this angle highlights the part I hate most.

I hardly see how giving the Spirit of Ecstacy BELL BOTTOMS will modernize their image.

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.

Indian Kirstie Alley kills it in that video!

South Korea has gone for a Civ 5-style late-game culture strategy, and it’s finally paying off.

My mom, stops what she’s doing and muses: “Oh, I just had a thought...”

My aunt, who is obsessed with money and status, asked me how things were going in the big city. I described my job. She then proceeded to ask, “Does it pay a lot?” I responded with, “That’s a rude question.” She replied, “Oh, no, no, no. I just mean, can anyone get that job?” I responded, “Well, you probably…

My parents owned a furniture storoe for over 30 years. Between college and grad school, I worked for them for a bit to make a little money and see if I had any interest in one day taking over the business (spoiler alert: no fucking way).

Riding in a car with a bunch of friends, all in our 20s. Pulling out of a 7-11 parking lot, going slow because of a line of cars. It was a double lane, and there was a car next to us full of boys who were being nasty to me (I was the only girl in a car full of boys) - “hey baby, show us your tits”; doing that make a V…

I just thought of another one, also involving a road trip.

I lived in Kentucky for a hot minute a lifetime ago and one year my sweet little Mexican mama came to visit. We road tripped to Memphis to go to Graceland - highly recommended - and stopped at a Shoney’s for lunch on the Kentucky/Tennessee border off the 69 or 65, waaay down deep in the thick of it. Mom was born and…

My most favourite burn: the morning after an awesome wedding with an open bar, my best friend says to me “you were so drunk last night I had to carry you home!” To which I said “no you didn’t. I remember walking home.” He replied “well, I carried your emotional baggage then.” Makes me smile every time I think of it.

Love how Lackey turned on him without a second’s hesitation!

One of my jobs in college, I’m talking with a coworker who is describing her shoe collection. Being a guy I have a total of two pairs, black and brown. Anything more seemed excessive.

I spoke German at home, and also in public. My mom is STILL committed to only speaking German with myself and my brother. And I am 30!

A friend jokingly called his girlfriend a cum dumpster. She paused for a second and retorted, “Cum dumper in the cum dumpster!”

On a high school senior year trip to Europe, there were about 30 students with 3 teachers and one guide for the week. We were all assigned numbers so we could do a count off every time we got on the bus or were regrouping. One morning, after about 8 or 9 students had snuck out to go drinking at bars the night before, w…

nobody wants to hear about your sex life. ;)

Pickle magnates? How do they work?