“The only thing you should drop behind you as you’re about to cross a line is a 25-year-old student-athlete coordinator.”

Show me on this die cast model where you touched the car

I was about 10 years old, and playing Hot Wheels on the porch of our suburban South Jersey home, when I saw a UFO glide down the street.

They seem to call them foam shrimps these days. I never liked them. They were pink and molded into the shape of a shrimp. Not quite sure what the flavour was supposed to be. 

Well, see, now you’ve gone and made food out of what was previously an ungodly abomination. Well done.

NECCO wafers are what we used to use as communion wafers when we played at recreating Mass. Which we hated attending, but for some reason felt compelled to play at it.

That cream cheese based would work well with lots of other toppings.  One that came to mind immediately was smoked salmon, capers and red onion.  Cut into bite sized squares, open a nice bottle of wine (still or sparkling,) and you’ve got semi-fancy party grub.

maybe TMI but: Here’s what a quick Google search gives me.

So gif party?

Meanwhile in Chappaqua

Instead of saying they’re appealing, Manafort’s lawyer came to the MSNBC cameras, looking like death warmed over, and just said “we’re evaluating all our options”. Snitch, baby, snitch!

When people say they want to “Make America Great Again” the era of this car is what they mean.

TWO SCOOPS

Please. Just name it the Vah Gii Nah and be done with it.

If its not some variation of Geely McFeely I will be sad.

Footage from the cockpit:

IF THIS QUOTE DOESN’T HAVE AT LEAST 100 STARS BY THE END OF THE DAY I AM GONNA BE BUMMED.