Dear Dana,

that is like when i made some special "nestle tollhouse" cookies at a friend's house, but made a preparation error and ended up with a quarter batch, of super super strong cookies. one of the roommates ate 4 out of the 16 without asking, while they were cooling. he had never done anything before; never drank alcohol,…

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

.... ...Erik???

Having a cannon has nothing to do with its qualifications as a scout. Speed and agility are the requirements for the scout / recon role. Granted the exhibit vehicle is probably not outfitted for that specific role. More likely light armored infantry support or supply convoy escort, but it still can carry out a recon…

Oh, come now. Here:

Next to your award for hilarity and originality.

I'm 36. My first computer was a Commodore Vic 20, circa 1983, with a 1 Mhz CPU and 5KB or RAM.

I'm 33, and it makes me feel old. I used computers like this when I was in elementary school (one computer lab had Apple IIe's and another had Apple IIgs's). We actually learned how to type on IBM Selectric typewriters. In the 4th grade, I'm pretty sure I was one of the lucky kids who got to be in the homeroom with a…

I'm gonna cry...although I may just go play on my Commodore 64.

Oh god, what have you done?

should specify that it was Canadian Army. I dont know if they use live ones in the US. When we were doing our practice it was beside the armouries on the grass with a hula hoop for a target and tourists walking by... word of warning: civilians dont know what the colored stripe means.

or the onion rings. Like... How the fuck can you not get onion rings at a US McDonalds, MCDONALDS?!

Or the Pineapple pie. That just sounds amazing.

In Portugal we have quite a few Portugal specific items, there is the McBifana, McPrego and the McLusitano. The McBifana is a thin sliced pork steak, the McPrego is a thin sliced beef steak and the McLusitano is a regular burger, but with 2 options, you can buy it with bolo do caco instead of the regular bun or with…

During basic I had a section commander who was covering the grenade range. He looks and says " if one of you fuckers drops a live grenade in the pit, the instructor will grab you by the vest and toss you out. They will save your life. They will likely die. They are worth more than you are. The Government has spent too…

THE COMMENT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE