I'm sorry to be adding to the pile-on here, but it seems to me that the problem is that you've got it backwards. The excerpt that you posted from Endofund is not saying that endometriosis is being diagnosed instead of appendicitis/fibroids/STIs etc, but rather the opposite. That it's actually difficult to get an…

Oh man, I worked for an international medical NGO and one day got a call from Jim Humble himself. He said he had a cure for malaria and wanted to partner with us so he could prove to the world that it worked. He claimed that they had done a trial in Uganda and had a 100% cure rate, but the FDA/Big Pharma were trying…

I am super red as well, and the best solution that I have found so far for concealing it is using something with a green tint under my makeup. The green neutralizes the red, and then your foundation goes on top to cover up the green. I see that you said in another comment that you're not a fan of primers, but a…

No, mitochondria are definitely a part of us. The theory is that they have a bacterial origin, and that they became endosymbionts of primitive cells well over a billion years ago. They are now considered cellular organelles, and they lost any ability to survive independently long long ago. Mitochondria do contain…

OH MY GOD, sometimes it goes in through the MOUTH? I never even considered that as a possibility. What if you burp after the transfer, can you taste it? Do you think the blender they use to make the slurry has a picture of a butt on it so no one accidentally uses it to make a smoothie?

I now have an intense desire to know if my poop is good enough to donate. Imagine the social cachet a golden colon would bring!

I used to have a hat that crows and ravens found offensive. It was black and slightly shiny, so I guess maybe from above it made me look like a rival bird invading their territory? I'd be walking along, minding my own business, when I'd hear a loud screech followed by the feeling talons scraping across the top of my…

No, people aren't creating bleach resistant strains of bacteria in their homes. Substances like bleach and ethanol don't act in the same way that antibiotics do. I'm also not sure where you got your 99.9% figure from, unless you're conflating it with the claims made by hand sanitizers and the like. The effectiveness…

Maybe the person who was responsible for the decision to dump the water is really into homeopathy? So a teeny tiny bit of pee in a huge reservoir would actually be an incredibly powerful homeopathic solution. Although if we're to believe that "like cures like" they should have let the people of Portland drink their…

This whole thing is just way off base. I got a MONKEY to fill the hole in my heart and treat as my own biological child. I got a small dog to satisfy the monkey's bloodlust.

Nooooo whyyyyy do I have to find out about this Kate Mulgrew stuff when I am halfway through rewatching Voyager?? Are we completely sure that she hasn't been possessed by a malevolent mind-force? Or perhaps even been duplicated entirely and the REAL Kate Mulgrew is being held somewhere as part of an alien social…

No judgement here! I have definitely (unfortunately) had people in my life that I would have done something similar to if I had had the opportunity. Sometimes you have to take your revenge where you can get it.

I had a falling out with a friend and roommate, so I spent an entire evening signing her up for every listserv, e-newsletter and spam-generating service I could find. I knew her email password, so I was able to sign into her account and confirm all of the subscriptions as they came in, then delete the evidence. Some…

Done and done! No rats where I live now, and I have a big honking 20lb cat. I'm effectively rodent-proof. If I ever do run into rat problems again, I'm going to get an ocelot.

You can just go to the zoo and get a bag of tiger shit?? Amazing.

Friends of mine were having a pizza delivered, and when it arrived the delivery guy noticed that they had cats. He asked them if he could have some cat shit. They were like "Uh........?" and he was like "It repels rats. So can I have some please?"

Speak, we need a furry moist avenger like you on the team!

It's the city that keeps on giving!

Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of trotting down the aisle with the horse of my dreams, then selling video of the wedding night to the highest bidder.

Bestiality ART, thank you very much. When you're as quirky, precious and free-spirited as I am, it's considered art, not porn.