it just occurred to me that I was raised by a mom who must've wished I was a boy.

it's for this reason that I refuse to allow my children to participate in abstinence only sex education ever. disgusting.

fail

I've only seen the first episode of this show. I've got a lot of catching up to do

seriously. can we just cut and paste your answer over hers.

I'm calling everyone boo boo from now on

seriously. why doesn't she hug a real child in the foster care system.

Fetus Rosary would be a great name for a band.

I thought why is that lady crying over some spilled peanuts?

Voting is so boring. I'm going shopping!

and the use of paragraphs

your Mom doesn't deserve the respect you're giving her

what is it?

it was casting a huge shadow so they photoshopped it off.

Apple is literally like my ex-husband.

tell your kids you love them every single day. that should do it.

I wish they would leave all the lady friends out of these ads.

my boobs weigh 50lbs.

what the hell?

Mom?