I'm one of those people that loves music festivals. loves. but this past year I was at a festival where for the first time it dawned on me that if there were some type of emergency and people had to be evacuated I would, literally, die. We were packed in so tight (I was in front of the stage) that people absolutely…

I'm totally cool with all this love

can I use that paper to dry my tears? because otherwise, tissues (more paper!)

yeah but I believe karma would give us the win that week, so we're good.*

I'd like have Valentine talk some sense to Francesa. on the radio. that would be boss.

meh, to me he's more like a MORONIC GASBAG!

ha! and I thought for a moment that your husband actually played in the super bowl. nevermind. carry on.

I'll believe this is real when they actually interview her

clearly the puppy and the baby are planning their escape

I will totally own that clicking on the pics is never an accident

I just removed Tracks magazine from the coffee table of the holiday house in my dreams

actually the reverse "unconscious coupling" might be kind of fun. depending.

lord, I read this as "I can eat out my husband on any day of the week" and thought you go girl!

god Lindsay looks so tired

or his lap

aside from this I think pickups are some of the most dangerous vehicles to drive. I was going to a funeral a few years ago. rainy day. interstate driving. I drifted to the far left lane so a pickup truck could merge from an entrance ramp. the truck accelerating (like a normal person, no speeding) on the ramp…

if you notice though she was blocked on the right side. she couldn't get over.

I'm surprised they toss in a big thatch of pube hair.

I would forgo the panties of course

If I could have a fraction of her class that would be awesome