This shit is actual gold.

It's a little disturbing how much butter I put on my bread. Crusty bread with butter is my kryptonite.

Also! I occasionally eat just a little paper thin slice of butter off the stick. WHAT. I bet some of you know what i'm talking about.

Yep . I have been hearing from nutritionists that in order to keep carbs from turning into sugar to fast you use fat (butter) to slow the process down. I have been getting into this for the past few months. Not feeling guilty about all that butter (albeit clarified butter: ghee) feels great!!! Bring on the butter!!!

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

This woman drives me crazy. The Camerons give us a bad name.

Hilarious. I totally agree. As much as I hate all the blandness that is morning tv, Nancy Grace is a creature of the night. Her viewers are either old and deaf or bombed off their asses on their third gin rickey.

I do think she's odious and awful, but I also do admire her DGAF attitude. Like, she just gives no fucks. And does not give a fuck about it.

If there were any justice in the world you would get to confront Nancy Grace about your ruined eyeliner on a cable news show and yell incoherently at her. Preferably while the eyeliner brush was still sticking out of your eyeball dramatically. Usually I blame Obama for everything- "I broke a nail. Bet that's not…

I cringe when they put her on with Dan Abrams, and mainly for poor Dan Abrams; he seems like such an intelligent, reason-driven fellow, and you gotta know he HATES having to debate with her. If GMA does it for the ratings bc they think audiences want to see them go at it, I can't be the only one who changes to…

I can't stop laughing at the ending. "Actually, Nancy...we just have to get to the weather." Yes, we have a show to run here, we can't just sit around all day yelling about porn.

Which is good, because WebMD would have probably diagnosed it as face cancer.

Christ. I don't have any words for this and certainly can't craft a "highlight-worthy" comment, but feel compelled to say that my thoughts are with this woman and her loved ones. This is absolutely gut-wrenching.

Hahaha, I don't either! We are in the far minority though!

Proof that being a Christian does not prevent you from being an idiot right here folks...

It looks to me like you're abandoning your faith, actually. You keep talking about what faith means, but then you're saying instead that you don't have faith, you have prove. "Tons of proof," in your exact words. Faith is the belief in something based on spiritual apprehension, not proof. If you are looking for proof…

Thinking? Philosophical rigor? Damn your blasphemous hide!

I'm an atheist geologist about to marry a Catholic. If he didn't believe in evolution and that the earth is more than a few thousand years old, we would not get along too well. It worked in my favour to not assume that all Christians are the crazy science-hating ones! :)

Maybe they got lost trying to navigate their way through the new commenting system.

If it's a Planned Parenthood, they might have something themselves! I used to live in Memphis and people used to volunteer through Planned Parenthood to stand across from the anti-choicers with signs that said things like "I <3 Planned Parenthood" and "Honk if you support women's health"