LizLemonGotMarried
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LizLemonGotMarried

Fuck, I wish there was anonymous posting because I've got stories. If you knew what these people were actually like there is no way you would think they are attractive. You would only see their souls.

There are few things a Tarheel and the Demon Deac will agree on.

THANK YOU. I'm one of the people who is told "oh, you'd be nothing like your parents, you'd be a great mom." But I know it's a cycle. I know myself, and I know how much kids stress me out, and if I had them I would probably end up abusing them in some way at some point, whether I wanted to or not. Thank you so, so

Yes...I'm far from a perfect mother. I wish I were better in so many ways. But my kids have never gone a day in their lives without food, stories and multiple "I love you"s. Truth is, I don't think I have, either. Thinking about children who are exactly the same as my own being so alone in the world, with no one to

It's because people who should never have children often have them at a greater number than do parents like you. My parents should never ever have had children, or should have at least waited until they were old enough (they were barely in their 20's when they got married and had us) to figure their shit out instead

This totally happened to me. I was totally straight until freshman year, when my professor assigned me a book. I read it and now I'm gay for life! IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

Best hand cream in the world: L'Occitane en Provence 20% shea butter tube thingy. It's is certifiably (by me) the greatest.

This Olay lotion is Holy Grail. I used to have little bumps on my arms and legs and no matter what I exfoliated with, I could not get rid of them. Until I tried this lotion. It keeps your skin super moisturized, but not greasy. Also, it is very light. I live in the desert and I loathe anything that makes my skin

Yeah, I was reading it going "mmhmmm, oh shut up, yeah, oh wow, you're right."

I love putting this sort of stuff on Facebook, and watching all of the homophobic family members and coworkers I'm "friends" with digitally crap their pants. Anyone else?

You know, I got fitted for a Wacoal bra that meets your description earlier this week at it is the best thing for me since sliced bread!

The trip to Tuscaloosa is a lot quicker if you don't repent your sins.

Keep fighting the good fight. I'm a white cisgender woman, so I have very little to offer other than my undying support. Nothing helped me to truly understand the fear of existing while trans* quite like walking down the street at night with a transwoman and seeing the fear in her eyes every time someone else passed.

yes, of course!! Of course!!

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Let's raise a glass to Homonym! And Celebrity Homonym!

What about a "This post is making me reconsider our friendship" button, for when people post sexist/racist/otherwise questionable things.

I'm always amazed when other white people think that just because I'm white, I must be racist. Like we're in some secret club together. I do, however, enjoy the look on their face when they start to realize that I'm not in the club.

Geez. What town/county did you grow up in?