could you give me a general geographic location where this took place? Because this looks familiar as shit...

I started thinking of our family functionality as an orchestra. I'm the conductor, my husband is the all important melody, and the kid is the percussion section, adding drama and noise and joy. We are all vital to the song of life, but daaaaamn we have different roles.

Is this gif from 30 rock? The sepia tones are throwing me.

I know literally no one in your story and I'm going to think about it for a while.

I'm still hanging onto my "w" even when I can wear (some of my) my pre-baby clothes just because it's familiar for shopping. My life has changed so drastically since before I got pregnant (different town, a job that requires a LOT of time, etc) that I barely remember how I used to shop.

A decent chunk of my wardrobe-they have a membership that gets you 2.99 shipping for a year, tons of discounts (30-40% off purchases, etc) and an ok return policy. Jessica London has nice suits and tops, I have some pretty dresses from Roamans, and there are decent skinny jeans from woman within. Comfortview has some…

onestopplus.com. Variety of styles and price ranges, and sizing within brands is consistent.

yeah, I just list an hour of sleep down that particular rabbit hole, and I'm not even mad. That site is possibly my new favorite.

I cannot begin to explain the profound joy I experienced in seeing a small slice of Brady's finest pouts in one place.

I totaled my car 3 payments from paying it off due to a large wasp joining me in my front seat. It went down a very long driveway, crossed a busy road, smashed into a tree, and the tree fell on it. Without me.

Pretty sure my husband is solely driving that Charleston Co swath of Steeler fans in SC. The man is a Fan...an entire floor of my house is black and gold.

my muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat...

My husband is 5'7" and some cm and he is a total joy to have as a spouse. I'm kind of an asshole, which I'm working on, but he's pretty great. And has fantastic, salt and pepper waves and looks like Daniel Craig/ Jason Sudeikis had a baby. Not for everyone, but mhmmmmm....

Mine are floating around somewhere. I looked damn good, all perky and stretchmark-free. I give exactly zero fucks if they ever surface. This was right when webcams were starting to be a thing-back in the good ol ' days, the guy who has them is still one of my good friends, and I really have reached some peace about…

We were able to transfer to the 4s with no issue. We have been holding out for the 6, and will see what happens then.

my husband has the now-defunct Verizon unlimited plan. We were told by an employee to never, ever, ever, let anyone talk us out of giving up the plan.

Oh, lord, I love that song so much...

I'll take Kevin Smith's nepotism over just about anyone in Hollywood. Dogma earned him a free pass for life.

I've had relationships end calmly (sit down, talk about why it doesn't make sense to continue), end dramatically, end by phone or text, gradually and slowly suffocate, and end by "ignore." I've been both the one initiating and the one hearing those messages. Real adults respect the need for closure if one party is…

ok, I'm going to give this one shot, what with 12 years of dating ( a variety of men, in a variety of flavors and walks of life, and in a variety of relationship types) and six years of marriage under my belt and all.