LizLemonGotMarried
LizLemonGotMarried
LizLemonGotMarried

Charleston Bro

When I see the redhead today, I'm squeezing him until he demands to be set free to terrorize the cat and play trains.

Clearly you're not a woman. I've had my ass grabbed, breast grabbed, men leer and make invites since I was 12 years old. I'm 32 years old, and that shit STILL happens if I'm not wearing my bitch face. That's 20 years of harassment. It's not a compliment to leer at a 14/15/16 year old girl traveling alone, or to make

Amen. I am nosy as hell and fairly obnoxious, and I have no problem jumping into situations that look sketch. I'd rather be embarrassed now that read about it later, you know?

So mine says too. It was a marvelous moment in our relationship. I almost hugged her.

As someone who puts at least 5 home cooked meals on the table a week, I can promise you, I never abandoned butter. When I met MrBuckeye, he had that gross yellow margarine shit in his fridge because that's what his Mama used. The minute it became my fridge, I promise you, that shit was gone. She's a lovely woman, but

I certainly feel for your mom's cat, but omg. I have laughed about this story for several minutes. Someone came to check on me.

Where were you when I was stuck in Sunday School hell?

I couldn't get to the damn remote. I just had to take it. I almost lost an eye stabbing myself when she started.

So, I thought I would go read the source material and figure out how the hell she got away with this for 9 months. Is Canada's socialized medicine so poor that they don't have ultrasound equipment? (joke). Did he just not go to a single appointment? I'm so confused and sad.

Hahaha, I will gasp in horror, and MrBuckeye starts asking what's up, and will ask four or five times while I am trying to read the article. Then he gives me the dead eye when I tell him the celebrity news.
However, because I love it, he keeps an eye in the headlines and will send me little texts if something shocking

OMG. I'm trying to put on potted eyeliner this morning and this woman starts to yowl like a scalded cat. I stabbed myself in the eyeball with a freaking eyeliner brush. When they started debating the premeditation point, I could feel my shoulders creeping higher and higher as I cringed in horror. Normally they don't

Congrats. I will do nothing the rest of the workday (1:40) as that picture has caused me to quit the internets. Since I'm working remotely, this is a bit of an issue.

Is anyone else doubly horrified that this fucker followed her home and thought he could barge in with impunity and demand a woman? What the fuck is this world? Is this shit common? I know rapes are common, but men barging into homes and demanding women on pain of death? That's a fucking thing now? Something about how

If you're not vegetarian, I recommend smoked salmon with cream cheese and capers. It's what I chose, and it's kind of helping.

Wow, I just self-diagnosed with RBF and I didn't even need WebMD.

You're such a giver. :)

I really don't like his face. At all.

Thank you. As a cis womanit can be challenging to support people when you don't have the exposure or the terminology. I've been reading Kat's work here, hoping to learn enough to be an ally , as opposed to just a silent cheerleader.

You're entitled to your ...well, I suppose you consider it a fact, so I'll use that term. You should work on that whole respecting other people's opinions and beliefs thing though. Otherwise someone might think you're just as much of an intolerant asshole as the Creationists.