Oh, hey, see, this is one of the many things that drives me batshit, as a Christian.
We're charged to live in the world. Not to be of the world, but to live in it. Yet, to this day, my brethren refuse to acknowledge that maybe, just maybe, when someone was cleaning out and purging the Bible they might have messed with…

I have no idea how I ended up on here, but I'm still borrowing the phrase.

A monogamous U-turn is now my phrase of the day.

This is what I get for going to bed [in my newly renovated master suite, squeeee] early last night. I miss the opportunity to reference the Stride of Pride, complete with arms in the air.
Awakened bathing suit areas indeed.

Did you basically just call Trump herpes? Because I would like to support that opinion.

So, I think I'm going to switch up bitch for cunt in my daily vocabulary. It's the best equivalent of dick. It will only be used as a pejorative towards women. Sometimes you need something stronger than asshole. I don't like bitch, and dick really is a masculine term. Cunt it is.
I intend to work all four of these into…

Nope, sorry. The rule is: long term (5 years is a long ass time) partners get invited. If you can't afford to have both, have neither. This is not even a co-worker, but a long-term couple friendship. There's more to this story (that explains why the bf is not invited) or this bride is a jackass.

Kat,
Just a thank you for the writing you are doing here. As a straight, cisgender female, it can be challenging to know how to be an advocate and how to support females who may not share my experience and to understand the unique challenges that others may face.

Stories like this scare me to death. I am currently pending a formal promotion offer. The job was tailored for me, and I will absolutely kick ass at it. However, I made it clear up-front that while I want the job, the base salary needs to be [X] and the total compensation needs to be [Y]. I think I am fully prepared…

Strict Southern parents, same death.

Wait, am I Lance Armstrong?

Legalization will not resolve the underlying cultural issues. The US obsession with appropriate sexuality and sexual purity will not go away, and while legalization will provide for some protection and prevent prosecution, the women involved will still be "whores," and treated as such. Our problem is that we have…

Oh wow. Mine went back to my D cup post pregnancy, after I quit breast feeding and got back to my pre-pregnancy weight, which took a few years. I refuse to have any more biological children, and they are mostly pointed forward, so I think I will leave them alone. Princeton mom might not approve, but I do.
Speaking of…

In my mind, it was a weird misshapen boob with an implant and natural growth all combined into some horrific lump that requires a sports bra to contain it. There were those weird outside stitches on it, and it was different colors of skin. I was reading about a revenant late last night and I think it stuck with me.…

Where do you work that it's ok to just be a homophobe in writing? To be clear, I'm just looking for the industry or general info, not an address or anything.

I grew an inch and 2 cup sizes in college. Seriously, B as a freshman, D when I graduated with no weight gain and an inch taller, with a size 9.5 shoe, up from an 8.5 at 13 and a 9 at 17. I even wore the same band size. Everything just kind of shifted around as I got older. I was a young developer too-started my…

That movie did as much to shape my religious beliefs as 18 years of hard line Southern Baptist teachings. I fuckingove it.

Ok, now I'm crying. My day was super weird, but no where in the realm of yours. Thank you for what you're doing for not only this generation but the next several. I know jack all about medicine, but I do know that the resurgence of some childhood diseases will be a cluster-fuck. You have my gratitude.
Anyone, anyone…

Are you my neighbor? I think she told a story like that once. If so, I love it just as much online as in the back access street.

I loooove it.