I earned 64% of the household income in 2013. MrBuckeye does a lot of chores and kid-raising, mainly because I'm on the road regularly. And yet, we still manage to work it in at least a few times a week. Granted, sometimes it has to be planned or quick (because MiniTarheelBuckeye is an early riser), but still, we're…

Yep. I'm sitting over here gleefully cackling and waiting for the shitstorm to start.

Just coming here to say that. Also, say what you want about comcast, but I can tell you that as an employer, they are one of the most fair and supportive regarding diversity and have made significant efforts to go even further in the last six years. When I started, I worked in a little Podunk system where sexual…

So I've officially given up mixed drinks. I was drinking in Philly, which is a grim ass town, and I realized I have no fucking use for sugary drinks anymore. I put them down, got my tequila on the rocks with a slice of lime, and I've decided I'm a lot happier with this plan. Less calories, no heartburn, and I can sip…

Yeah, I'm feeling kind of disturbed by this whole thing. I tend to lean a different direction, musically speaking, but I'm pretty sure even I have sung along with the chorus a few times.

WAHHHT?????!?!? So, tonight I'm loving you is actually the radio edit?
(Clearly I am not a fan.)

Hahaha.... I had an entire internal conversation about AA after reading this:

Oh, thank goodness I'm not alone.

My grandmother is Stage 2, and they encourage us to have her play every day as it ties her back to reality. Her favorite thing in the world is when MiniTarheelBuckeye sits beside her on the piano bench and watches and listens. I hope he is able to remember those times later in life.

Have you tried a slightly longer line bra? If you wear underwire without additional support, your side boob may just laugh at your attempts to contain it, and flop on over. However, with the additional support of a long-line ( boning to the bottom of your ribcage) there's additional structure to fight sideboob issues…

If someone isn't gossiping about your antics at your funeral, you haven't really lived....

Yep. Only got really, really ugly during the whole Viktor snogging revelation, which was promptly followed by the Lavendar Brown make out marathons. That wasn't related to the friendzone as much to Ginny's taunting him with Hermione/Viktor.

Seriously? I am boarding a plane tomorrow to go to Birmingham. I will then pick up my nice rental and driiiive my ass to Tuscaloosa, because God forbid there be a connector. Once there, I will work out, eat a nice dinner with one of my fav employees, a former UA female athlete who definitely understands football. Then…

Such. Fucking. Bullshit.
I'm 5'8 with a 33" inch inseam. I need every bit of fucking legroom I can get on a plane. Men still seem to think putting their leg in my space is ok. My usual response is "unless you have balls the size of softballs in your drawers, get back in your own fucking space." Men aren't used to being…

My son was born with a copper monks fringe that turned into a balding mullet. Thankfully, he now has a full head of hair, but it was a little disturbing when he was a baby. He wore a lot of hats.

Oh lord me too! Well, a mustache, a swoop of black wavy hair, and growing 8 inches (my dad's a big dude.) I seriously look in the mirror sometimes and shake my head. "Thanks for the cheekbones, but my head is so big I need men's hats, and these ears are ridiculous."

I am in Charleston and tried to run last night. Apparently my nose is not equipped to run in this kind of mess, because I sneezed for 3 hours. I live in the South to avoid this shit (and to justify my need for big hair). Visiting OH is the only time I want to wear a ski hat.

I grew up 90 miles northeast of Knoxville, and it's still part of my territory. Women there are a special breed. I think it's all the orange assaulting their senses. It's like waving a cape in front a bull. Wave orange and white checkerboard or black and white houndstooth and shit goes South fast.
Of course, UT is such…

Are you sure she's not from the South? Because that sounds like something I have heard before....

Huh, autocorrect went with notherfucker? That's a word? To be clear, I was screaming motherfucker.