1. In point of fact, nowhere in my comment did I say “these people don’t deserve this.”.

Your blithe “Get educated, get some skills, or spend a lifetime earning minimum wage.” shows an ignorance of the realities of the job market. A college degree does not automatically equal a good-paying job. And “skills” are not cheap or easy to get either. Nor do they automatically equal a good job.

No, I didn’t miss your point. I understand your argument perfectly. It’s just a shitty argument, because not only do you not have any moral or empathetic basis, you don’t provide any basis for why I should agree with you. You just say “these people don’t deserve this.”

Translation: If you’re flipping burgers for a living, you are less than human.

You may not realize this over in fantasy land, but there are people who do, in fact, have to pay rent and bills on a burger flipping wage. If a job can’t pay a living wage, is it really a job? #WageSlave

So your argument is that some people who do jobs that a society wants or needs to have done should not be reimbursed a living wage by that society for doing the job that society wants them to do.

I’m torn between which is greater: your ignorance, or your hatefulness.

The most unrealistic thing which gives it away right from the start, is the idea of anyone that obsessed with Slender Man having a girl friend for that long.

To steal their youthful essence and halt their own decay.

#notallkids

Why do people want to hug kids anyway?

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

There’s a reason these people have money and it’s not because they pay for lemonade at In-N-Out Burgers.

Eric had just been helpfully carrying around a clean urine sample all night for his dad in case Hillary decided to take Donald up on the drug test idea.

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

That’s his pee. He’s not allowed to leave any DNA evidence anywhere so he must take his urine with him when he leaves somewhere.

Please don’t.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Why are you using an iPhone?