I’ll kick your ass, i’ll tell you what.

“Time to sell some pro-PAIN.”

the wedding ring (love) he wore on his finger got lodged in the fence, and... yeah, his finger damn near got ripped entirely off (nasty mangled finger)

Sure, a major Baptist university has been systematically silencing and ignoring sexual assaults on campus, but the REAL problem here is that the woman bringing attention to the problem has insufficiently pure motivations.

Is there a reason why she should not go on TV with this?

Interesting how Baylor’s treatment of their Title IX coordinator, “what a greedy little attention-seeker” is so similar to how people tend to treat women who claim they’ve been raped by Baylor athletes.

He got all huffy.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

There was no doubt Clinton would come prepared. It’s like she’s running for one of the most important positions in the nation if not the world as President of the United States. You’d have to be a completely inexcusable moron with tiny hands to do bad in these debates.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

Jesus Christ, what an absolute asshole. Way to ruin a night promoting a good cause. I mean seriously, a *store-bought* pie?

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

That would be the fault of the observers, not the protesters.

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

Because I'm sure you don't waste time with any hobbies yourself ever, like posting sparky comments on a gaming blog, amirite?