HAPPY EASTER HAIL SATAN

Thanks! I wrote you some bonus fanfic:

Dear god, I hope that sign is real. It would make my week. It’s beautiful.

You just made me realize Always Sunny represents a diverse segment of the U.S. voting public.

the fact that “BirdieSanders” is trending at #1 on Twitter right now is honestly restoring my faith in humanity a little bit...

Of course it would be Portland!

Destroyer of Spanx?

Oh god, I’m single and in my early 30s and I just realized that I AM BECOME BRIDGET JONES

Precisely! Like the feminism in Jurassic Park and all of that. I will forever love Bridget, even if its just for that one high kick during “all by myself”

I classify it in the same pop culture feminism file as SATC - a little outdated and problematic NOW, sure, but when I was like 20? It was perfect and entertaining and there will always be a place for it in my girl power heart.

This is a pretty weak reason. Tip hustlers don’t actively pursue you and if you don’t want to engage them a simple “not interested” was all it ever took me. Now if you take a photograph and then don’t tip that’s another story, but since you “don’t want to deal with them” that shouldn’t be a problem at all. Not to…

New York is awesome, and you should visit. Times Square is crowded and dumb, and you wouldn’t be missing anything if you avoided it entirely. The only thing that’s there is the big screens, overpriced tourist restaurants (read: Olive Garden and Applebees variety) and people in costumes hustling for tips (but still,…

As someone who lives here, Times Square is a horrible craphole to be avoided at all costs, but they’re pretty much all in that area. You can avoid those few blocks and still see the city. And Times Square sucks anyway, so you won’t miss much.

You should avoid the whole Times Square area anyway. It sucks.

The Southern Strategy is so last century.

Yes to this. When I saw the meme with her GQ photo, I initially thought `I’m so glad Sophie Grégoire never did this.’ And then I felt deeply disappointed in myself for my internalized misogyny. To my knowledge, Melania has nothing to be ashamed of, except for having married Trump.

...just so you know... there is an audience here for tasteless and unnecessary dick jokes. :)

So, if that’s the case (and obviously there are tons of foreign-born, heavily accented models who are super independent and self-reliant, though I agree that many MRAs don’t seem to get this), that still seems like a shitty reason to basically say “Haha, Melania Trump is a sex worker with low standards”, which is…

Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election because he was a bad candidate, and ran a bad campaign against a relatively good sitting president.