I literally do not put as much thought and planning into my actual life, as this guy put into his death.

She can’t consent. Also, he never says she consented, he says she was not necessarily all that unwilling. It’s a vague thing to say—after all, we have no idea what he means by this. Did he refer to the fact that she left her Mom and Grandma to go to the bathroom with him or to meet him there? Does he mean that the…

And 18% honey badger.

Because it was basically an assault on a disabled individual, in person, and not a “commentary” on an accused rapist from a distance.

If it had been in the shape of an automatic rifle no one would have uttered a word.

That is the truest thing I ever heard

Only a 12 year old boy would turn down candy because it was in the shape of a dong.

I’m a teacher, and I WISH we had the balls to do this. Meanwhile, our unions go and back Clinton without consulting us, when she has promised NOTHING to us.

“Pleasing” these people, in this case, means laying out policy. Hillary has yet to get specific about a racial justice platform and that is what they are pushing for. This shit actually works.

I would genuinely fear for BLM’s safety at a republican event.

Maybe he’s referring to his staggering lack of political experience? Hey, I’m an amateur but I could end up building an Ark!

I’m not a professional lawyer, just an amateur, but I’m pretty sure that answer is legally binding.

Have you considered the possibility that when the picture was taken, Doctor Carson was blurry?

Well sure, they made up the romance and the thing with the big fat diamond, but it was based on a true story!

You know who else liked manufacturing economies?

Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so perfect an encapsulation of the modern conservative mindset as this.

missed opportunity to use the norad blimp here

amateurs also built this

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy