Certainly not mediocre!

Now that is both shiny AND chrome. Witness them!

Jezebel book club pls

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

I, for one, am not deeply grateful for his shady-assed deal to sell off parking rights and put good city money after bad for the arena, but you’re right, it’s long past time for him to GTFO.

Thank you for all your excellent work on this story. Please continue your admirable and relentless pursuit of this asshole. Seriously, he needs to be taken down.

I hope this is a blackadder reference.

Do the Aqua Velva!

As importantly, who puts their loved one in storage?

I happened to be listening to the B-52s as I read this, and thus heard the next song as Dance This Meth Around.

I somehow missed that one, despite being an avid Kitchenette reader.

Are you serious? Pinkham does more “real” writing than the majority of the writers on this site, who mainly just summarize other stories, and not very well.

I legit would not even think to be concerned about stuff like that.

And how’s that rape kit backlog going?

Tears.

I now have the world’s first case of digitally transmitted heartburn. Thanks, Obama.

How old was she? ‘cause she sounds like a broke-ass early/mid 20s stoner. ‘cause that sounds like something I would’ve done back then. Like, look, at least she was up-front about not having a good tip, take care of other orders first ‘cause hers ain’t worth the first stop but the stomach demands munchies and she’s get…