I’ll be wearing “wettable and covers it all the fuck up.” Because I’m an old.

This weak, insecure little bitch. Man I really wanna know what his mommy has to say about what her vaginal waste was up to, while she was downstairs pouring his next drink.

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

If I were a better person, I’d feel sad that even the attempt was even made and relief it was prevented.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Was he arrested? If so I hope he won’t serve any time because he is all parents.

More like petulant, narcissistic man-child (at best). I swear, he wears all those ratty scarves and a hundred necklaces and rings and gross hats to detract from the fact that he’s a middle aged man. But we know.

“A little lost boy”?!?

I recently met someone who went to the same high school as I did. She was a couple of grades ahead but we played “jewish geography” until we stumbled onto a few people. Then she asked me if I knew X. Well, I did, and I also knew that he, at 17, had been involved with a 23 year old teacher. I didn’t offer the info. She…

I mean, I’m glad he offered a legit apology, but I’m still not going to bother with any of his stuff for the foreseeable future. Life is too short to devote time to demonstrated dickweeds.

How can the family being accepting of their son getting abused by an adult woman?

Not “sex.”

That doesn’t explain him shitting on her (once only by implication) in three separate interviews, unprompted. It doesn’t explain why she is the one he lashed out at. It doesn’t explain why the comments were so gendered. It doesn’t explain the mystery that is Adam Levine. So, nah.

He thought it was fine saying those things about Keira Knightly because the people he hangs out with, in the business he operates in, talks about women and people of color that way every day with impunity. So when he got blowback about it and realized his words were heard by people not full of white bro privilege, he…

Please don’t use the word “circumcised” - it’s the word they want you to use to disguise that this is in no way related to male circumcision.

If the parents are immune from consequences, this will never stop.

“This is part of the tragedy,” Abdel-Samee said. “May god give her the strength to overcome the passing of her daughter but this is another issue.

Pregnancy weight

I know this is unkind but...Rob K looks huge in that picture. I thought he was getting healthier/losing weight?

I hope you’re referring to him considering her net worth is higher.