Yes. I did.

I might need to see it twice just to appreciate its awfulness.

There is nothing that I don’t totally love about each of those women. They are all the awesome things.

JFC Kate is gorgeous. Can you even imagine what she looks like IRL?!? I would just shrivel into a raisin and fall down a storm drain in her presence.

As someone who, along with his partner, had to make the difficult decision to terminate a pregnancy when we learned of a defect that meant the baby wouldn’t make it to term, much less take a breath, FUCK YOU, NIKKI and FUCK YOU, GOP. You’d rather we have carried a pregnancy to term, watching her stomach grow, knowing…

I’m against all exceptions to abortion bans.

“But” That little word that means I don’t believe ANYTHING I said before it.

Those uppity lady lawyers, always trying to do their jobs! Who did she think she was speaking up when a man was talking? Pfft. Lucky she got off without a spanking.

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

He was treating her like a child, instead of a full grown human person.

And we all know if the genders were reversed the judge never would have pulled this bullshit.

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…

To me, a “prank” is buying the ugliest piece of artwork I can find at a resale shop for $10. I will then proudly present it to my best friend since childhood for his birthday. I will have put a discreet tag on it that says $4,500 - like small enough I might have not noticed it; or make up a story about how it was…

A while ago there was this heinous video going around FB starring a guy who would physically push his girlfriend into things, or dump things on her or say nasty shit to her and it was SO FUNNY.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

So literal violent crimes not only go unpunished, but are rewarded with internet money?

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

If this had happened to me, it wouldn’t be posted in the comedy section, it would be under crime because I surely would have killed him when I saw him holding out the pepper.

I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.