I used to be the biggest White Stripes fan on the planet. I knew all the lore, the back story, tuned my guitars the same way he did, knew all their songs, etc. but then he started to become a self absorbed prick and kind of stopped listening to everything he did. It's like he's the Kanye West of alt rock.

Fantastic! That's the kind of smooth-sailing on a first trip abroad that gives you the courage to travel more freely. :)

No part of this appeals to me.

Thank you! I've been a Jezebel reader for years now, so seeing myself in an article was a bizarre experience.

Hello to you! We are a small but mighty people.

I heard that the dulse pretends to be her friend, but when it's just it and the quinoa spirals, it totally backstabs her.