My fucking idiot neighbor (who washes his damn Audi every other day year round / shirtless in the summer) has a psycho lab that jumped at our youngest daughter. She is skittish around dogs anyway. He laughed it off and I, stupidly, let it go. They had to muzzle it for it to stop biting their daughter, yet still…

but didn’t he look like this?

Not true. In Chicago several El stops are gyms and there’s one near my apartment that is a rock. Literally a rock with a plaque on it.

I’m sad only businesses can be gyms. ;_;

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

I’m treating it with Molyneux gloves. Whenever something sounds amazing, just remember Molyneux.

10/10, would be regaled again.

Honestly? I would, too. Found myself hooked from the beginning, very nice terminology and voice :)

I know it’s a joke, but I’d read that story.

This is only cool if you can eventually bore members of your tribe with the stories of your triumphs back in some heroic golden age.

Don’t me wrong, the game looks great. But holy shit, can you make it any less obvious you’re getting paid for this comment?

...don’t tell me something’s happening to Glenn in the latest season (which I haven’t started watching).

I will forever take more stories, of this kind or others. Feel free to email me!

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

I’d love to see a game set after this one in the Batman Beyond setting with Terry. New villains, a batman with more stealth technology and the ability to fly... Huge futuristic buildings.

. . . Building a robot is part of their abilities. Getting good at pressing a button when the screen flashes. That’s a good ability to improve! (sarcasm) Building a robot to do something tedious for you. THAT’S a good ability to have.

Smedley also mentions going after the hacker’s parents, and in the same tweet calls the hacker a dirtbag. Going after his parents seems like a real dirtbag move to me. How did they contribute to this crime in anyway?

I’m torn over this. I don’t blame the guy for being angry, but at the same time his level of rage after all this time seems inappropriate when directed at a 17 year old kid.

Ah...didn’t take long for the fucking party pooper to arrive. Okay, everyone, stop having fun and enjoying yourselves!