Team America is DEFINITELY being ironic. There is a song called “America: Fuck Yeah!” 

It’s like people who have clearly never listened to the lyrics to “Born in the USA.”

Yeah, the true crime is that makeup job.

did they arrest her made up like that, or (gulp) did she deliberately make herself up like that knowing she’d have a mug shot taken?  Because that is freakish.

I think that “treason tourist” is the best description I’ve seen of these morons.

No, they’d have needed to be white for that to work.

‘Also, I hate charts like these, because “biggest earning” never equals “best”’

I don’t know anything about this kid or his parents. They could be saints for all I know. Maybe all this happened organically. Maybe the kid loves this shit. Maybe the parents are putting their kid’s long term happiness and well-being first and foremost, and the millions in profit are a nice result of embracing his…

He is a kid who is forced to feed the YouTube machine to enrich his family, I’d argue his life isn’t all that great.

I don’t know any of these people and I’m fine with that.

Ugh. We’ve been here already with yesteryear’s child stars from the movie industry, none of whom appeared to survive unscathed (if at all) and I’m feeling worried and depressed already for all the YouTube kids who could become a next generation of f***ed up adults. No amount of money is worth that. Absolutely none.

Huh? My daughter unboxing Calico Critters would be a pretty awesome channel, but I am not sure that I want that for her. Oh, wait, I am very certain that I don’t.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Last night, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jr’s girlfriend, tested positive while on the way to the MT Rushmore fireworks.

This is a downright painful read. Giz must have a coffee aficionado on staff somewhere. 

This is a downright painful read. Giz must have a coffee aficionado on staff somewhere. 

Fuck Keurig.

Fuck Keurig.

Sachs made one back in the 70's. I’ve been trying to find one to add to my rotary collection

Chainsaws. With this new approach, oiling the chain would made easier as the engine itself would just spray it’s own oil all over the place, thereby lubricating the chain. Brilliant!

The sad thing is that so many of them are already advertised as “rotary mowers”. Bunch of lying bastards.

Here’s some fan art I did shortly after the election.