Trump supporters, like Trump himself, don’t need to read a book to know the truth about it. They just get it because they are very, very smart.

Most Trump supporters don’t live in a city, let alone a hub one!

Slight off topic, but as someone who pretty much stopped drinking sodas 30 years ago, it amazes me how the marketing industry (one of the most dangerous groups in the world) normalized the drinking of soda. So much so, that for perhaps most Americans it is the default drink.

Pteranadons (like all pterosaurs), weren’t dinosaurs. They were flying reptiles, only distantly related to dinosaurs.

Most people probably don’t care, but as a pterosaur fan, it matters to me, so I needed to say it. There. I’m happy now.

Is that beard legal if you’re not living in a wooden hut in a forest?

Damn you! I just blew my entire tax rebate on a 65-inch. Grrr.

Damn you! I just blew my entire tax rebate on a 65-inch. Grrr.

I saw a TV show about this. Some experts interviewed Gavin Menzies and his evidence pretty much fell apart.

Oh, because numerologists have such a great track record!

I hope it was organic dirt.

I need to get some of these, especially because they DO taste bad.

I think I’d have to think on which of those options is worse. McDonalds shit, or bugs that probably ate shit.

Quote: “ Those people said they haven’t heard about a new Xbox, either.”

I hired a engineer from Theranos a few months ago. He was reluctant to accept our offer thinking that he should stay there for stability’s sake (he’s not the move around a lot kind of guy). Then our recruiter called him, and said something along the lines of, “Stability! For f’s sake! You’re working for Theranos!”

I…

It looks like a micro rhino horn. He’s lucky he wasn’t poached and shipped to China for some bullshit medicine.

Haha, idiot who knows shit about what he’s talking about!

They should get Terry Gilliam to direct it. That way they could double the budget to two billion!

Not touchy. Calling anyone who points out an apparent error a “snowflake” is childish and unoriginal. Come up with your own insults parrot!

Anyway, I just thought yours was yet another idiotic comment on the internet. Saly, comedy doesn’t always come across on this medium. I’ve had the same issue where I’ve posted…

Maybe the unsure the world is round in the sense that they are unsure that perception provides access to the true nature of reality. Is this universe a simulation? Are they dreaming? 

Er, millennials were born between 1981 and 1996. Common Core started rolling out in 2009.

He didn’t understand chaos theory.