Citizens, let me remind you that even your own Judge Brown is not immune to her civic duties. I spent the morning at…
Neither do I. He could’ve stood up to his family and married Camilla. He didn’t. His own damn fault, and he made Diana miserable too.
Sigh, Charles, Charles, Charles. Dirty romance novels teach us that the prince is supposed to throw caution in the wind and fight for their true love. Not weep gently on your wedding night, then wait for middle age to bring you back together.
Aside from the fact that you’re a fuckin’ moron, you don’t really think it’s okay to grope a woman no matter what they’re wearing, right?
Too easy: GOLD LEAF!
This is for those among us that think the rural Trump supporters will wake up and smell the coffee once they notice the factories aren’t coming back and now they cannot afford the cheap healthcare ACA granted them; here’s a woman crediting Donald Trump, president for all of two months who has yet to sign a single…
Congress will NEVER fund this nonsense. They can “talk tough” as much as they like, but can never justify this outrageous expense to their constituents (especially while taking away healthcare and myriad social safety nets).
the wall will be 30 feet tall
In the states this is what we mean when we say American Cheese. This is actually called a “pasturized processed cheese food product” since it can’t legally be called cheese by our standards. I have tried to eliminate these from my life but dammit I just can’t! I know there are better, more flavorful cheeses out there!…
Burn!!!
You’re probably one of those annoying tourists with their annoying selfie-sticks:
They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.
The hell? What if they weren’t? I’m Canadian and have vacationed in Cali several times, and have *gasp* eaten in restaurants. As a non-local citizen.
“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.
It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with…
Hot take - this is why Trump won
Well as long as he prays for forgiveness, Jesus is OK with it, so everyone else has to be, too.
They are expecting their fifth child. *barfing*