I may or may not be high-fiving the screen while wearing my Lady Diana replica ring.

All the Brits who get pissed off at the Royal Family confuse me. Sure, the Monarchy is stupid, but all they are now are figureheads and tourist attractions. Guess what? A lot of people come to England not because of the well-known cuisine, but because they want to visit where the royalty lives. My Mom will buy…

Well, William does have a job as a helicopter pilot. I’m assuming the fact Kate takes care of two small children is her job? Not sure about that.

Is this shady? Even if not, I love it

Ok, that Prince story has somewhat tempered my Snow Day ecstasy.

Yeah my mom is a nurse who used to work for a pediatric endocrinologist. So.......the type of doctor who gets called in when even the “regular” doctor can’t solve the old question of “boy or girl?” because it’s actually WAY MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

It’s the doctor that determines the gender of a baby. You know, you ask the doctor is it a boy or a girl? You don’t ask the baby.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

Oh fuck this guy. Welcome to being an adult, your shitty hateful actions have consequences, and one of those consequences is that everyone thinks you’re a shitty, hateful bigot now.

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

Good. I don’t want to be your friend. You sound nasty.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.