Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

They have different reasons for doing it -- after all teenagers are major followers. However according to my 13 year old step daughter, she doesn’t want facial recognition apps automatically tagging her on social media. She wants to choose where her pictures goes. Somehow I think it’s just the ‘cool thing to do’ for a…

Here’s what I have to say to you (Mike Pence):

My stepmother’s late father always and frequently referred to his wife as “Mother.” I read this in his voice and now I need to go take a bleach shower.

I do not thrust because then I would come and dirty Mother’s sheets and I would be scolded (Mother’s domain is the bedroom). So I lie still and wait for Mother to say, “That is enough,” and then I roll over to my side of the marital bed and lie still until morning.

Aghghghghgh Karen her name is Karen when Karen asks you to pick up ice cream you pick up ice cream.

hahaha what a weirdo! well done! I like how it’s all satire until the last paragraph which is a very serious paragraph about the hottest thing imaginable in any scenario. really well done.

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

Still quote Queen of Jordan from 30 Rock regularly — especially D’Fwan:

I recently read Titus Andronicus for a class and the name was just too similar to Titus Andromedon and I kept picturing this Titus as Shakespeare Titus so overall great experience reading that play 10/10 would recommend reading it this way.

Every time I think “this time they’re going down” nothing happens! Pussygate, white supremacists, not releasing taxes, not divesting himself of his business interests, the infamous dossier, the Nordstrom tweets, hell all his tweets! The Yeman raid, the insanely unprofessional behavior of Spicer and Conway, the horror…

I was reading that other story tonight about Prime Minister Abe and the Korean Missile test wherein Trump and his folk were spreading classified documents across the dinner table, using cell phone light to illuminate them (provided by Bannon and at least one other person) and the waiters just sort of came and went…

Those fuckers spent ten million investigating Hillary. They better investigate Flynn with the same rigor. I am not hopeful. If I have learned anything is that IOKIYAR