Just the brown ones, apparently. Has there been any effort to kick out all those Irish kids who overstayed their student visas?

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Dr. Phil is Oprah’s biggest mistake. He talks about family values all the time but I saw his family in Vegas. Trashy.

I never said that, this blog is fake news.

Missionary, huh? Well, then they’d have fit in just fine around here circa 2012. I’ll never forgive you guys for that vote.

i support that - but no nuts, please.

Just the man but they had to really work at getting the frosting out of the tube so you’re going to be disappointed in the amount.

In about 3 minutes they’ll be glazed!

dough!

I just HAVE to know what you think of this:

Also, thanks for this:

Yes, and I rather doubt the report that the EMTs were there within two minutes. Unless you live right next door to the fire station, is that even possible? We’ve had to call 911 multiple times (our son has chronic severe health problems) and I know they make every effort, but it usually takes at least five or ten…

lol I assumed it was one of these where H stands for Hermes

My dad tipped over once while ATV’ing on the Pismo Beach Sand Dunes in California. He landed on his back with the ATV still gassed hard as he held it up with all his strength so it wouldn’t crush him. He told me he was stuck like that for a minute or so, screaming for help. Not one of us in the party heard him over…

Beyonce’s having twins?!? Has anyone made a “Not the first time she’s totally carried two other people” joke yet?

Every ATV owner I’ve ever met says how terribly safe they are yet also has a ‘totally fluke not normal CRAZY freak accident’ story about someone they know (or themselves) being horribly and permanently injured while riding an ATV. They are barely safe for adults yet people pop kids on them as young as 5 years old.…