She fell into an alternate universe where a championship Atlanta team ran the ball in the 4th quarter, emulating the success the Seahawks had in winning their second Super Bowl two years earlier.

Get yourself someone who looks at you like Bond looks at HRH.

I too was devastated to find out the Queen of England did not jump out of a helicopter for the Olympic Opening Ceremony. The world is naught but lies.

This. I hated Willie’s move away from the 7-9 am show, but losing Tamron is the proverbial straw for me. Especially when it is a Tamron for Megyn swap. No thank you.

What do you mean? Those box seats at the Super Bowl, which is about as good as it gets.

“None of them knew that it was a historic property. They all thought it was just this abandoned shed.”

Pats fans should be sucking Goodell off for his destruction of the tapes. Whatever they saw was bad enough to the history of the NFL to necessitate immediate destruction or deal with every pats win having an asterisk.

I fucking love that Dustin is wearing a Ghostbusters jumpsuit.

Belichick is a Sith and their powers are less of the “mental manipulation” type and more of the “Do what I say or i’ll blast your ass with Force Lighting” type.

He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’

Yes, opioid addiction does cause constipation but I think the RX answer to that has more to do with an aging population rather than opioid pill poppers, but I could be wrong! I know when I have that problem, I just take an over the counter laxative or shove a glycerin suppository up my ass.

She’s rich and she’s a big donor to politicians.

This really infuriates me. I cannot count the amount of friends that I have lost to opiate overdoses, and this drug has personally saved my life. It’s just like he EpiPen, but at the same time there’s a lot of people that don’t see addiction as it is, a disease. Nobody put a needle in my arm, but I can assure you if I…

I am a recovering prescription drug addict. This is all kinds of fucked up. Having been in the criminal justice system, I heard many reports of overdosing and how many people’s lives were saved because of Naloxone. I was briefly in King Co Jail in Seattle and one of the most amazing programs they offered was a 30…

This is ridiculous given what’s going on right now. In one week my brother’s friend from high school and my friend’s cousin overdosed. Both died. The guy the cousin had gone out with that night died 2 days later. My father said another doctor told him 300 people had overdosed that month so far. It was only mid-month.

Today, as I do each time Shade Court is in session, I read each case and tried to determine what the ruling will be before reading the deliberations and verdict. Today, for the first time ever, I got them all correct.