I die a little bit from second-hand embarassment every time I see this:

The ONLY thing I will give Mariah is that she had the cojones to stand up there for two songs not singing. Her response to being outed lip synching is so much more professional than the other two.

“And that’s what it is”

I love this entire interaction. That woman is not👏🏽here👏🏽for👏🏽it. I can’t say I’d react any differently if I didn’t already know who he was. Some random runs up to me in the street with a mic, he’s getting a mean mug and silence at minimum and a punch in the throat at max.

her hair is made of starshine, bless this woman

I live to serve. Even the sportsmen.

Thank you for taking the last case. This man of Deadspin needed that clarification  

I am shocked at how many Evan McMullin tweets I’ve shared and liked. I hope I don’t come to regret that, but he’s sharp, knows what the hell he’s talking about and fighting a good fight.

You are not alone in being befuddled at the unflattering outfits. But someone pointed out to me that it’s hard to find low-cost outfits to fit women of all shapes and sizes that will also not draw too much attention to any one of them. They’re frumpy, but that just means we can focus on the singing!!

(joke about how the women in the choir are dressed like the Wives from The Handmaid’s Tale)

There won’t be any consequences. The Trump administration will roll back this order as soon as they take office. If Mr. Putin thought there was some possibility of this being a long term thing history has proven (see Georgia and Ukraine) he would not be taking “the high road”, but he knows he has a friend in Mr. Trump…

That, or Putin isn’t going to do anything because he already knows how things are going to go with his puppet, I mean the U.S. president-elect.

Any American parent who would let their kid within a hundred yards of Putin right now should get their head checked.

And you have great skin!

I’m not surprised. It has pieces of walnut shells. It was the only scrub I could find in Amman, and, so every time I use it, now, I get a hit of sandstorm and tea with anise.

I think we ought to get on with our lives. I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on. We have speed, we have a lot of other things, but I’m not sure we have the kind the security we need. But I have not spoken with the…

This is truly how the most powerful people in the world communicate. How sad.

I want to die.

I once told a girl I was dating that any woman who likes The Notebook will eventually cheat on her boyfriend. I didn’t actually believe this, I was fucking with her. It was hilarious how pissed she got.