Gotta build that swamp!

Yeah, but you don’t understand, she has A VAGINA.

B-but emails! And Benghazi, wherever the fuck that is! And pedophile pizza! And I just can’t put my finger on why I don’t like her!

at least he’s not the housing and urban development pick amirite

Huh. Wasn’t the whole “Wall Street Insiders” thing the reason folks didn’t want Hillary?

Richard Madeley told a story once about a woman who was in her car in a queue at London traffic lights and Faith was on the radio, and she was singing along, chair-dancing, finger-drumming on the steering wheel, all of that, and whoever was in the car next to her beeped and she looked over and it was George Michael,…

Choose Life was actually an anti-drugs campaign in the UK. The modern American interpretation of those shirts is... Unfortunate.

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how…

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

Oh good the old bait and switch.

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

Best lesson I learned in 7th grade, never travel to someone elses neighborhood to fight them. If you can’t lure them to your block, beat them up on the bus (or some other neutral territory).

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson was ever a thing

“Teen Vogue” doing what mainstream media critics aren’t willing to, Especially by name, and to the perpetrator’s face.

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson is still a thing.

Carrie Fisher’s Dog @Gary_TheDog

Fucking hell. Please no. I can’t take any more of this shit from 2016.

Just went back and re-watched this timeless, beautiful, hilarious, wonderful interview with Carrie and Gary. DO NOT TAKE HER, 2016, YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH THIS YEAR.