My, that’s some extreme economic anxiety!

Wait Dylann Roof was Muslim?

Mel Gibson tried that defense after he went off on Jews. “I don’t know where that came from! I was drunk.” Well it comes from somewhere!

Having an alcohol problem doesn’t cause you to commit racist assaults though.

“But I just wanted to tell you in front of everybody today that I do forgive you. My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well. So in front of everybody here, I do forgive you, and I hope…

He certainly has the “twinkle in his eye” part down! 10/10 would believe he is THE Santa.

To put a little background to this, the US doesn’t need to do anything in regards to nuclear capabilities except to maybe modernize it. You only need enough to take out your adversary’s cities and facilities. We have more than enough to currently achieve that objective. That is why MAD works.

Carl Sagan likened nuclear proliferation to two enemies together in a gasoline-soaked room. One person has five matches, and the other has three.

Ha no not at all. But the Rockettes show is the “Christmas spectacular” with Santa and all of the fixings. The war on Christmas has definitely not made it past the hallowed walls of Radio City Music Hall.

They’re great. I’m from New York City and Jewish but have been to the Christmas Spectacular at least a dozen times because I find synchronized dancing of pretty much any form mesmerizing. They’re amazing dancers.

I see your God and raise mine.

I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

Behold the Trump white house uniform for female employees, except in red white and blue, (and gold.)

I saw some stats regarding the most recent enrollments in the ACA, top 5 states with most enrollees ALL went to Trump.

Fuck these guys. Seriously.

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

THIS. There had to be some serious urgency to get on that shit airline.

People, try not to do stuff like this. Learn to employ loudly-expressed shade in situations like this.