I think it is not polite to ask about plastic surgery but JLO definitely had her nose done.

My eyes!!

I logged in to say the EXACT SAME THING.

He was on "Wait, wait, don't tell me" last October and he was delightful.

My FATHER IN LAW read this. The full trilogy. MULTIPLE TIMES.

So he doesn't wear a condom?

I used to faint during my periods when I was a teenager. The first time it scared the crap out of my family, but it got so common that they just kept some injectable medicine around just in case. Now I "just" get these massive clots that bleed through my clothes and I've been asking to stay home those days "because I…

Hear hear.

I wish it was more in the open. I'm training for a marathon and have missed a week of long runs because of my damn period. Not only that, my training buddy is a coworker and a guy. I can't tell him what's going on! (Being proper in the office and such).

Gonna be pedantic, but as I pointed out last night in the SOTU thread, the credit goes to @taycole: https://mobile.twitter.com/SAlexanderPhD/…

Y'all, the Fug Girls just retweeted this:

The show was really good. Shenaz Treasury? Not really.

I personally stand behind this 100%:

Tacky aunt=YES.

Ugh, Thalia-Sofia Vergara. What's the difference??

He either has some big ones, or no brain. Hmm...

But Miss Isaacs is an African-American woman! That means #racismisover y'all.

I got them when going off Cymbalta. I heard they were called brain zaps. Could not give you a more accurate description. It was the worst! 2 weeks they lasted.

Hell no. I'm a bitch.

So true.