Wait. So he had a girlfriend but was sleeping with his daughter too? Dude, haven't you heard "once a cheater, always a cheater"?

What an ILL FITTING outfit.

I got the perfect solution to help his son. Castrate him. He won't be accused of rape ever again.

She brought it up. From the NYT:

OMG, yes. I memorized both movies I watched them so much.

#TheStruggleIsReal

I'm discriminated upon because I am Hispanic.

Oh man, I just read this. Sorry about your Mom. Mine is a drama queen. Combined with manic depression, not a good combo, this last Xmas was very stressful. My therapist told me this week that I need to distance myself from her. It's going to be hard but he is right. Toxic people in our lives make us sick and we have…

Also, closed my car's trunk ON MY NOSE. I looked like a boxer.

Went to pee, got up and couldn't stand up straight. That was it. 3 days on bed rest and painkillers. I felt so old! (in my late 30's)

Wait, I thought it was a kid named Duke:

$300 for 4 weeks of Guinea pig's doctor and treatments and hand feeding 4 times a day. She died anyway :-(

When you go to bed exfoliate and then cover them with Vaseline and put socks on. Do it for a couple of days, you will start seeing improvement.

Thanks. Yes, it is. If it wasn't so expensive and I had more time off at work I wouldn't be so bummed.

Just venting. Waited a full year for my 2 week vacation to visit my family in Mexico and it was SHITTY, y'all. My Dad is recuperating from cancer surgery (good) but cranky and not really moving. My mom broke her foot 2 days before we arrived so she has been in pain and with a cast. Yesterday she stopped taking her…

Anchor baby.

Any of the really old school Jezebelles around? The grossest story I remember is the one about Moe's tampon. Enjoy:

I'd rather be shot in the head than hear people tell me "everything happens for a reason" if something bad happened to me. I mean, what kind of comfort is that. GAH.

He's had a partner that flips houses with him for a long time. They live together as well, hence the rumors. Then, so conveniently he gets that model pregnant and they get married in secret. Now she is claiming fraud. This is going to be so messy for him.

Such a bummer day. Just got home to visit my parents. My Dad is recuperating from cancer surgery and my Mom broke her foot 2 days ago. On top of that, today my Dad took too many anti-anxiety meds and messed him up and found out my mom is heavy drinking again. I was looking forward to a better Christmas but it seems it…