@georgia may fayne: Or the Seinfeld episode where the dentist converted to Judaism so he could tell Jewish jokes.

Velvet CAKE or Cheese CAKE.

Not to condone their female-discriminatory practices, but the Catholic Church is not the only one with them.

If Apple pie does not go to the final 2, I will declare [Jezebel.com] un-American.

@suzanne77: Go to cakecentral.com. Search for "Roasted or Basted Turkey" from MrsMissey.

@Phyllis Nefler: Seriously, I cannot watch Ann Curry deliver any news now without rehashing that episode in my head.

Wow, those cakes are fantastic. I once did a turkey cake for Thanksgiving, and it actually fooled my father and sister-in-law. When they came for dinner they mentioned that turkey wasn't going to be enough for all of us, and I said, "what? no, the turkey is in the oven".

@thebutton19: My son is in Tybee right now, studying the turtles and marshes.

Well, I really don't like red velvet and I really don't like wedding cake. Should I bother to vote?

@NefariousNewt: And yet, when a president (who didn't even get the majority of the popular vote) condones and facilitates torture and spying on lawful citizens, it is "patriotic".

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Ever since the Citi scandal happened, I cannot take her seriously. It's like when politicians get way, way, way too close with lobbyists.

Aw man, I cannot drink wine because of the sulfites! I need the Hello Kitty tequila or vodka, stat.

Even if she is at 55% doesn't mean that she is not in position to do damage, because let me tell you that 55% and the 71% (of cons. reps.) are the ones who go to the voting booths RAIN OR SHINE OR EARTHQUAKE OR ARMAGEDDON.

@huv123: I know! After growing up wth the Atari joysticks I cannot for the life of me use the Xbox controllers.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: that's just a rounded number of the roses they were able to buy:

Pure awesomesauce and classiness on both sides (Pelosi and DailyKos). Seriously.

@morninggloria: I'm actually going through an existential crisis in my personal and work life now, and made that same comment as you to someone this morning (jinx!?).

@femme-bot: UGH. You are right. I hate to diss on the editors, but if that happens...

OK, this is it. I am so disappointed in humanity right now.

Someone said this before: wrong Hugh. You want LAURIE.