Not just cute, but SO FIT. Her legs are better than mine and I'm less than half her age...

I semi-hear you, but her ankle is going straight into the *middle* of the instep of her foot. So. I can't see how it would look better or worse from any other angle - it's just all kinds of fucked up.

That gif makes me so sad... I hate the way his little face crumples up at the end. :(

NOFUCKINGWAYTHATHASGOTTOBEIMPOSSIBLE

I am not married. But I need to be.

You could've stopped before the "if", y'know.

zzzzzzing!

I'm picturing that Neanderthal situation as a 70s movie staring Jane Fonda, a la The China Syndrome. And now I really want to watch this imaginary movie.

RIGHT

"Lost"? I thought he looked kinda chunky in that pi — oh, I see what you mean: his face is slimmer.

I'm so sorry about your husband and your shared troubles. (I feel like I've spoken to you before? I mean I definitely have spoken to you, but I think maybe about this issue specifically.)

1. Agreed

I gave myself an orgasm. I kid you not. Externally, I mean, to reduce risk of infections... and my doctor was flabbergasted with how well I took the procedure (having never had children). I had a theory that it would relax my cervix, and I'm 100% convinced I was right.

This is the most perfect gif imaginable for this.

JESUS HORATIO CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOUCHEBAGGERY

I admit, I still weigh myself daily and write it down (it's a semi-ocd ritual), but I've learned not to listen to the scale. My reason for writing it down is to maintain vigilance - or to celebrate / capitalise on my tiny successes. It's also kind of reassuring when I look back at where I was 5/10 years ago, because…

I'm so sorry for everything you're struggling through. I REALLY know what you're experiencing - my weight was such a source of frustration, and last year I took 6 months worth of anti-depressants (which did nothing good), which made me pile on 20lbs of the weight I had painstakingly lost. I had kept it off so…

This is such a Sign 'O' The Times.

I can't tolerate BCP either, and I have PCOS. I tried Spironolactone (an anti-androgen to minimise the effects of heightened testosterone - i.e. excess body hair), but it gave me the same horrendous emotional issues that the BCP does.

That's what I figured; I just know well enough to look for a second source, in these days of Catfish and misread tweets. (Plus, HuffPo has become a glorified front page for Reddit, in recent months. It's a crying shame, what happened to it - it's 99% hyperbole now.)