GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF GO FUCK YOURSELF

Seriously. I don't know how these idiots think anyone will take them seriously when they come across like paranoid conspiracy theorists all the time.

You're welcome - we're all learning, here!

It's so Daily Show, it's insaaaaane. I can't believe they actually put time and effort and money into this shit.

Amen to that.

I has to be. It just has to be.

For every unnecessary apostrophe uttered, a bullet gets its wings.

This gave me the worst kind of chills.

I was just contemplating throwing away the last 6 Oreos from a packet that I opened probably eight weeks ago... but that's okay because they're not "food". I'm pretty good at only buying what I need, but I imagine it's a lot harder if you're feeding a whole family.

Try dealing with a tantruming toddler: they can become a dead weight and are almost impossible to pick up. You have to just wait it out or risk seriously straining your back to pick them up. As others have said, it makes you slip through the person's grasp (as opposed to when your arms are rigid so they could get a…

"I told him I was going to import from Indiana because there's nothing here."

Then you would be a good judge or juror. :) It's the ones who go into their courtroom with a sense of certainty - knowing exactly how they'll rule before they even hear any evidence - who do the most damage.

The thought has occurred to me. Mostly I try to be vague enough that someone would have to really know me to be able to put two and two together. This profile is totally unattached to any of my other social media presences and has a different screen name; I don't even tell people that I comment here. I get very…

I love campaigns like this. Keep up the good work, guys.

Last night I finally got a Stephen Colbert dream with no ex popping up in it!

I had a dream about him last week. It was going suuuuper well until he morphed into my ex-boyfriend.

I read this as Nicki Minaj’s Wig Has Quit Over ‘Creative Differences.

I bet she just collapsed into bed and slept like the dead.

Oh, well to tell you the truth I don't know what the laws are in the U.S. - or here in Ireland, for that matter. I assumed that the law only applied where people knowingly put others at risk; otherwise it seems really absurd.

"Warning: Includes content that may cause offence".