At the ultimate risk of being the lone voice of dissent - the cookie isn't going to get soggy. It actually has a very good structural way of achieving this (seemingly impossible) state, and it doesn't even involve sorcery.

Sure was polite and well-mannered when he steamrolled Schenn into the boards. Tom Wilson is a real class act.

I get it. This headline gets page views cause "Flyers", "Dirty", and "Brawl". But let's take a step back and see what the Caps have done.

Yes shoulders and big boobs. Button up shirts and a non starter with me. Torrid is a godsend.. Cause if I can fit the shoulders and boobs I look pregnant.. Not a good look when you are not pregnant.

Glad to help! I was in the same boat as you until about Thanksgiving last year when at the mall I saw a store there that wasn't there the previous time and pretty much fell in LOVE with the clothes. Isn't it sad that it's such a pleasant surprise to see attractive and stylish clothes that fit women of the actual…

I feel for you dudes, too. The big/tall stuff is basically giant squares with giant squares attached for sleeves.

Yeah, I am usually riiiiiiiiight on the fence between straight sizes and plus sizes. At the moment, I am rocking a larger version of myself due to injury, it being winter, and things being delicious. All fixable, but frustrating as fuck in the meantime!!

Thank you! I am a professional, single, unencumbered woman with money to spend. I want to give you my money for something other than cute shoes, but no one wants to take it. I have refused to shop in my local flagship Belk's because 3/4 of the second floor is covered with beautifully merchandised and well assorted…

Thanks, white dude, for explaining once again why the problems faced by women literally do not exist, so we should all shut up and stop wining.

Seriously? This is why Jezebel sucks. Look up "opinion" in the fucking dictionary.

Its awful. I've walked into stores determined ti spend $200 (big amounts for me) and come out almost in tears because nothing fits. Even when I was thinner, nothing fits my giant amazon frame. I return probably 75% of the stuff I buy online because it doesn't fit in one way or another. I've pretty much started wearing…

FOR REAL. I am not a giant toddler, quit putting fucking daisies on every goddamn thing.

Gap NEVER has consistency in their cuts. I'm tall so I have to buy pants online. I ordered two pairs of the exact same jeans, just in different washes. One fit perfectly, one was way too small. They were the exact same size pants in the exact same style! That's just ridiculous! I've just resigned myself to always…

I made most of my clothes in H.S. I stopped wearing dresses that weren't homemade because, for instance, I have an extra 3" in my waist length. I was just looking at a very tailored, severe coat the other day and thought "Dayyum! I oughta get back to sewing!"

I may be average, but at least I'm not mean to strangers. Kindness, my friend. Try it some time. Oh yeah, and try not caring so much about what random commenters have to say about celebrities. Makes you sound cray-cray and desperate.

I have a flat ass, too! I've been losing weight recently, so it makes my pants even saggier than before. Trying to find pants has become even more difficult for me now because I tend to carry most of my weight around my stomach and waist, so those areas are still somewhat large, but then the pants that I buy for my…

Also size 16 here. It's so hard to shop, ugh. I'm often between non-plus sized clothing and plus-sized clothing. I'm smaller on top and in most clothing stores, I can wear an XL. Target's clothes are often small and I need an XXL. Luckily, my local store is pretty good at keeping XXL in stock, but sometimes I go there…

THIS!!!!!

Same size here, I been seriously considering the idea of learning how to make my own clothes only to stop dealing with that bullshit, but is no solution either. So my options are lose my time in the hopes of finding something that fits me (and looks nice is another can of worms), invest more money into learning how to…

I'm not going to pull any punches: I'm a size 16 and have the money to spend. WTF won't you take my money? Why should I be forced to purchase online? Do you think I'm too fat to want to actually try on clothes before I buy them? I'm forced into Talbot Woman (big bucks there) and other high end stores. I worry…