Okay, so I embarrasingly watched "Simply Irresistible" yesterday. Which passes the Bechdel test, but is still also a really bad movie. Then I was like, "what happened to good ol' SMG? And actually searched for her on the Jezebel site. And then it was the first story on the feed this morning when I looked. What is…

The latest vet advice tends to favor later spaying/neutering, especially for large-breed dogs like the BMD. Basically, the idea is to let them have their hormones until they've stopped growing quite so much.

Steak well done can fuck off and die!

I went to a very high-achieving high school where the most popular kids were work-hard/play-hard types—AP classes, varsity athletes, and also attractive and social and cool. They've all continued to do exactly as well as befits their extremely privileged beginnings. Those of us who had a lot of the same intellectual…

Why are we mocking her? She has a valid point. Most people who shop there are teenagers and Pac Sun knows this. It's deliberate. These are not just offensive shirts, they are sexist. Furthermore, she never said anything about her religion or what effect she thinks it will have on teenage sexuality so I don't…

Thanks for sharing! I think I would have done the same thing had I been given the chance. I mean millions are watching you and I don't think I'm brave enough by any means but how awesome you got to experience that! They threw mints at you? Jackasses. And I think I'd love to be labeled the quirky one!

Because there's nothing else on at 8 pm on Monday nights unless you have cable.

So we open the story with intriguing talk of PTSD and triggers, and then...

Bean the Baltese. 'Bout to be famous.

I'll be honest, I'm at the point where I'm automatically suspicious regarding the veracity of anything like this.

WTF did I just read?

For weeks I was buying wool socks and boots like they were candy! Just to find a pair that would allow me to have feeling in my toes. Finally got a good pair. Now I get up, slog to work on mass transit, stay indoors all day, slog home on transit and listlessly stare at the walls until I fall asleep. It's like I'm…

Seriously, good for them. There seemed to be a concerted effort to brand Seahawks fans as "TEH WORST IN THE NFL!" the past few weeks, led by a certain "classy" fan base just dying to pass the crown onto somebody else. Ever since the lead-up to the Niner game they've been pretty mellow. They packed the Super Bowl…

I thought this show was fine, but nothing memorable. He's a talented guy, but it didn't feel special enough for the situation.

I don't how everyone else feels, but I didn't really need the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman was one of the great actors of our age.

One hundred years from now people will still be watching his films.

Who the fuck is a " Jared Padalecki"?

I've never even heard of this idiot - is he famous or something?

I prefer this gif:

I have no opinion on this lady seeing Christ in her toe bruise.

If you haven't seen "This Is The End," do so now. It's one of the best performances of Jonah Hill's career, and I'm not being facetious - I laughed so hard I nearly vomited.

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.