Well, to be honest - they don't ask so much anymore. I'm tired of saving crap so I currently have a "Don't call me or I'll reformat it out of spite" response to anyone who asks. Unless they want to LEARN how to fix/prevent it the next time. Not gonna do this fixing it every three weeks anymore.

I've installed Firefox on all my relative's computers for years. - Over the years it's increased the time between "OMGZ MAH COMPUTER SUCKZ COME FIX!" calls. Most of my relatives don't understand you can't click the "COME MEET CHICKS" and "YOU WON AN IPAD!" or my favorite "YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN COMPROMISED" banner ads…

At a very young age my dad drilled this into all his kids' heads: "Don't point a gun at anything you don't want to kill." Someone needs to smack whoever the hell is the parents of these kids over the head and take all their weapons away - Fake or not. Even if they're fake that's teaching bad habits to very young…

Atheism isn't Nihilism. Some people will care before the fact, regardless of religious views. I actually have at least one atheist friend who's convinced that when you die your spirit just wanders around in Limbo. Alone, no heaven, no hell. Just a consciousness in nothing.

I saw someone Cosplay as you at May Day '06. Then again, I also saw a shirtless redneck in overalls wearing a Free Hugs sign. (I knew the guy distantly through relatives. So I KNOW he was a damn redneck)

I wouldn't say every employee. When I was 15 I had to force someone to come out to Best Buy(I was already there) so I could buy Warcraft III. Had that issue every time I went into a best buy until I was over 17. (Four different stores over the years.) Most of those trips I was 15 or 16.

Cannot stop laughing now... hope you're happy.

I spent six hundred on my tower (Just the tower, not the monitor or peripherals) and I've had the same one for five years. I play games just fine on it, not been upgraded at all(unless you could the terabyte harddrive, but I don't, since it wasn't for gaming) I played Borderlands 2 just fine, and that just came out.

I got married this last year - we sent out custom magnets as an announcement to pretty much anyone we knew. And anyone who got one, got an invite... but to be honest I didn't care who got us anything, which I STRESSED to people a lot. I dunno about other folks but I don't want people feeling like they HAVE to buy me…

Or the mass of young people with no sense - kids making kids. (No 13 year olds should be making babies. We had one girl at my high school who was having her FOURTH kid at 17. And somehow proud of it.) Or the 8 year olds trying to "be sexy" and wanting to dress in slutty clothing, or dance like a hooker just because…

Okay. I'll be honest - she earned my eternal ire at the word 'Unfort'.

They let you make your own. Or have you never had kids? :D

That's not viable for everyone though. Myself, as a kid - I couldn't be outside anywhere near a mowed lawn or I'd end up half dying from my asthma. My nephew is even worse. He can't even look at cut grass without an inhaler. Severe asthmatic and that's only the start of the issues. How should an 8 year old with…

Well, if you want to be technical, Prison is torture. They lock you in a little room and don't let you out. After all, if it wasn't a punishment why would they bother? Take Solitary for instance - I've heard it's massively inhumane, etc, worst thing you can do to a person - yet they do it anyway, legally.

I'm sure the saying isn't supposed to say "They starved an innocent creature to death, if we give them a hug it'll solve everything."

If I knew someone who did that I'd probably knock the shit out of them. Friend. Family. Whatever. It ain't funny in the slightest if it's a joke, and if it's not ... that's just not right in any sense of morality.

The problem as I see it is the blanket term to cover a boatload of stuff that it shouldn't.(Such as urinating in a park at 2 AM) They need to revamp it in my opinion. Add a new term - Rapists, Child Molesters, Sexual Assault, Etc?(Violent sex crimes in here) sex offender.

Hey. Who said the neighbor's were allowed to have a fence? That's crazytalk. I bet your neighbors are not at all thrilled with you. I do not welcome fences - they keep kids/pets in your yard, and discourage me from doing what I want on your property. They shouldn't be encouraged in cities. Please don't fence your…

Yeah but the problem is - no matter the crime - most people see 'Sex Offender' and run for the pitch forks and torches.

If they made had Relic churn out a decent Homeworld Sequel I guarantee it'd sell very well. I'd probably buy a few copies myself.(One for me, some for various friends.)