A £1500 Cheeto, no doubt...

Because they’re awesome. They’re the only truly small 4WD - and yes, they’re a proper 4WD, not some bored housewife SUV - around.

Dunno the GVM of a Samurai, but the weight of a Sierra Jimny is 1050kg - well under the bed limit of that truck.

I’m Australian. “In future” is used all the time.

Leave him alone; he knows what he’s doing.

You know how freakin’ cool a movie is when a Miura loses out in the cool stakes to some FWD microcars...

Someone post this to Jezebel.

Someone post this to Jezebel.

“He likes F1 instead of Indie! Git him!”

Oh man. Robb’s gonna get such a $kaycogging...

Get yourself a Suzuki Sierra! Raise it twenty mill, drop a Vitara donk in it!

Mate, even the most likeable man on the planet has no friends when he has to transmogrify a rat’s nest/Rube Goldberg Molotov cocktail into a functional automobile.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, am I still in the greys, like a postmodern alien abduction?

The man really does look like Boris Becker’s nutsack after three sets.

There’s only one I’d go to:

I mean, I did make that Stef Schrader voodoo doll, but I couldn’t find any pins, so...we should all still be cool.

I’m just posting here to see if I’m out of the greys...again.

Aussie here. These people are idiots.

All I can think of when viewing these pictures...

The only benefit is the squeegee and paper towels.